Military Alphabet

These are sacred words, if you were wondering.
There's one thing about the Military stuff, this is also called the Phonetic Alphabet.

STOP GAMBLING!

BUT the Military doesn't use AM (morning) and PM (evening, night) to tell time.
22:00 translates to 10:00 PM.

If charlie, liam, dan, any one of the independent contractors or not at that firm including lee forcier makes a pact with the motherfucking devil then I'm gonna tell the world wide-ruled web about it.

It has come to my attention that some people have become very accustomed to calling this the Monday to Friday fuck machine whatever that may mean. The mean is the average so take 26 and divide it by five and see the average throughout the week necessarily 5.2 letters each day. So if we can put together all the partially done things all week long we could see how maybe we could get to 26 but strangely we should reverse the order and say analyze 62 instead. What is that? Probably the year grandma cookie got pregnant with Linda. What a fucking joy that is and sounds like. Are we gonna pray for peace or are we going to pray for a healthy baby without birth defects like still liking Dan even though Dan doesn't pay the bills anymore? Risking his job now to fuck with Dan. A cold-hearted bitch would make sure Dan lost a client instead of their son losing a god damn almost minimum wage job.

Dean. Alana Dean.

BUT AT LEAST WE'RE NOT PREAMBLING.

Red Letter Day... Not read letter day guys, okay?

Red lining.

A lpha

This means they have made it out of the testing stage! No longer being tested means you're taking a big gamble playing games with them.

ENDINGS/BEGINNINGS

Well while an omega is the beginning of something; the alpha is the end of something. Strangely put, a beta is something still undergoing testing. Once they have reached alpha they have finished testing. So in this military alphabet, or any alphabet by those standards this one begins with alpha.
Please see: Ashtaroth

Malphas

Halphas

Two pussies, middle school and high school which one you gonna throw your dick into?

My school, his school..

OOops I thought you were stronger.

B ravo

This is a synonym for encore. It can be microwaveable TV dinners or like yay, do it again. This is how all fiends start out. Looking for an encore.

Not the Broncos. What team are you on today?

C harlie

This is like the junior version (see Disney Jr.) of Charles Ramsey. However, this one is probably white.

D elta

Delta waves. Probably something to do with sleep.

E cho

>>Echo Asteroid<<

Amazon Echo.

If a tree falls in an empty forest and no one is around to hear that, does it make a sound? Much less does that sound echo throughout the forest.

When you speak, and especially yell, in somewhere where there isn't anything often times your voice echoes.

Amazon Echo

F oxtrot

>>Glasya-Labolas Demonology<<

The first piece you need to collect to FUCK.

G olf

A competitive game that lawyers often play. The golf of methico. Apparently I'm possessing methico.

H otel

Renting a room at the Hotel California. Such a lovely place... Such a lovely place...
Where you take your mistress if you're married.... Or if you wanna take her to a better place if you're cohabiting with your mother.
I told you the Sun is worth more. Did you listen?

You're so dang on hot girl are we talking Monday-Wednesday or we gonna thoth it up? That means Tuesday-Thursday.

I ndia

Where your customer service guy is based.
Hindu stuff.
Also, in certain parts of India there's a crisis where they don't have toilets so they shit in the middle of the streets or something.
The Caste System. The caste you are born in, is the caste you are cursed with.

Rupees please if it's up then it stuck.

J uliette

The romantic, feminine.

K ilo

A lot of anything. Whatever you're measuring. I guess.

L ima

A city in ohio also a type of clit, you know bean.

M ike

The situation. The situation is I don't care what the fuck is supposed to be yours if it's not yours then obviously it's not supposed to be yours. If it is then clearly it's supposed to be. If something is supposed to be then it is. Like motherfucking magic.

N ovember

Births of Scorpio and Sagittarius suns. They wanted me to forget Sagittarius, but I don't forget things that are not my wife.

November is the month in which most elections, including every presidential election, is held.

O scar

Oscar the Grouch.... Or a fucking God Dam Ned fish that you try to teach a lesson by throwing in a Chinese fighting betta fish and badda bing, badda boom, he swallows the chinese betta fish whole.

Looks like a nug to me...

Looks like Mr. Rogers but maybe he got a name change.

P apa

Paparus paper or the paparus flower. That's half of Egypt. The other half is about the Lotus.

That's supposed to be liam's uniform! that's supposed to be liam's papa! Why is he so severe? A man that fought a war.

I'm not talking pretty boys in law school. The bear he was a sexual offender. He wasn't papa.

Spending that money on Jasmine already I see.

Q uebec

Canadians. My dad told me about the canadians in jail. That's what they called black people.

R omeo

Romeo, Romeo ... Where art thou Romeo?
Hallowed be thy name. Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done.
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this Day, our Daily Bread.
and Forgive us for Trespassing.
as We forgive those who trespass beneath us.

We all need a worthwhile sacrifice especially when one of ours wants to come back.

S ierra

>>Sierra Asteroid<<

A feminine name meaning black.
In Cleveland, we call soda pop ... So there's also Sierra Mist.
Cleveland is the only place with that slang term.

'09 we call 'em five stars but that's just to keep you occupied for a little longer.
That SOL is approaching, girl. Don't miss it. Better pay for that malpractice insurance.

WE'RE NOT SURE WHERE OL GIRL'S FEET ARE BUT SEEMS AS IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE THEM.

T ango

Dancing the Tango. Also, I think it's a dating app.

U niform

The second piece you need to collect to FUCK.

The Uniform Commercial Code.

So everyone looks alike. A uniform is something tried and proven to work so they make it a standard of the industry.

It's just my text messsages? well then go away then bitch I'll show you just my text emssages and ou don't like them because liam's dick is smaller and less viscious than mine. Mine will make you pay more than you can afford? liam? well he doesn't seem to value himself as much as my manhood. The uniform is to value yourself less and less for women like me to learn their lesson oops i mean women like liam. By valuing himself less and less he should learn the lesson. That's the uniform.

Uniform commercial code. dot com baby do you have one?

V ictor

A masculine name meaning victory. See Victoria and Nike.

I'm telling you don't say sorry unless you want to pass away tomorrow and i don't mean orgasm I mean going to hell.

W hiskey

Jack Daniels, Jameson not sure what's your preference here. I would say choose wisely, but you're choosing which wisdom to consume you can say.
The Spirits of God.

West his key. The more you travel west the more liquized you become. Learn to coagulate next time. Let's solve a hypothetical then bitch.

X -ray

I can't only see under your clothes, but I can see your bones too.

"it's supposed to be ex-ray" YOU'RE SO MESMERIZING COULD YOU BE THE DEVIL, COULD YOU BE AN ANGEL? YOUR TOUCH IS MESMERIZING DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I WORKED THERE IN 2023 DECEMBER?

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE emaleigh's DECEMBER.

Y ankee

Daddy Yankee, or the New York Yankees.
Either way it means someone from 'up North.' No, not Canada. Like, the Northern States.
There's Northern beans if you know how to cook.

give me your semen. that's what they say in spanish in the song gasolina. That's a feminine word. Give me your nut. The nut is from the daddy.

Z ulu

A demonic gang of black kids from some tribe in Africa that purchase storage units and dig through them for treasures that another couldn't afford to house. Alternatively, when that's not in season, dig through dumpsters at Game Stop ♂ or Ulta ♀, or anywhere else for that matter - residential or commercial. Very predatory.

"Cave Explorers."

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