BUY A FUCK
I'm not gonna give you a fuck but you can buy one.
Limited supply - only 8 available EVER!
I'm not gonna give you a fuck but you can buy one.
Limited supply - only 8 available EVER!
Did you know the only place in the world where prostitution is legal nationwide (see: insurance) is Amsterdam? Well, nevermind that, since most of us don't really give a fuck.
NOW FOR A LIMITED TIME YOU CAN BUY A FUCK!
A specially made and painted "fuck" just for you for the low, low, price of $3.00. I will paint it and maybe decorate the fuck just for you.
All orders include a free blessing.
GOOD LUCK.