Lindsay

Asteroid Number 31684
Discovered 1999 May 10 by the Lincoln Laboratory Near-Earth Asteroid Research Team at Socorro.

Mikayla Ann Lindsay (b. 2002) is a finalist in the 2015 Broadcom MASTERS, a math and science competition for middle school students, for her physics project. She attends the Okaloosa STEMM Academy, Valparaiso, Florida.

All I know about this one is that the "head" of the human centipede in the first one's name is Lindsay something or another... who knows about...  That's why there has to be someone to protect the head I guess.  Who knew? 

Then there's more Holistic methods such as Lindsay Lohan and the parent trap.  Albeit, she was still addicted to something and went to rehab or this, that, or another.  We will find out more on another day.