BEELZEBUB
THE LORD, OUR GOD HIMSELF
...Who renounced evil and lead a revolution!
>>Beelzebub Demonology<<
There's 99 names of GOD and BITCH ain't one...
That's his problem apparently. Kinda switch-swatched.
Evolve to the Severity of God.
QUITE FRANKLY, A GOD IS A GOD AND A HIGHER POWER (SEE NINTH HOUSE?) IS A HIGHER POWER. THIS ONE IS SO BROAD AND DIVERSE THAT SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT HIM.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT SETH IS THE STRONGEST GOD OF EGYPT. THERE'S A WHOLE BOOK WITH ALL THE REASONS WHY HE IS THE STRONGEST GOD OF EGYPT.
UNLESS YOU FORCE YOURSELF TO SIT THROUGH THE WHOLE AGONIZING THING, YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU NEED. THE SOULMATE TAB IS WEDNESDAY.
WARNING: THIS NIGGA IS NOT LIMITED TO THE NINTH HOUSE AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD TAKE CAUTION. THIS GUY IS VERY DANGEROUS. YOU SHOULD NOT PLAY TOO MANY GAMES WITH HIM.
THERE'S ALWAYS A BOOK, THAT YOUR WROTE (BIG BOY) 😜, SOMEWHERE, THAT MAKES ME THE STRONGEST GOD, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE IN A POLYTHEISTIC WAY.
Only answers to the names of GOD.
...and the man who guided him...
His own motherfucking ability to motherfucking sense danger.... To sense type of plot or scheme against him.
A fight or flight....
The only ego anyone needs.
DO YOU WANT TO RELY ON ANYOTHER'S AND NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO EASY RECOGNIZE TRAITORS, CONSPIRATORS, BACK STABBING SONS-A-BITCHES...TRYING TO LURE A MOTHERFUCKER TO COME TO INTO CONFORMITY?
I never want to hear you dumb fucks say that
"There's a difference between shitcation and funcation!"
-Unknown
LITTLE EGYPT
TRIAD OF DARKNESS AND OF LIGHT
FUNKO POP
TY BEANIE BABIES
DIVINATION
MILITARY ALPHABET
A beta blocker causing shortness of breath.
Protects from betas.
THE DARK MESSAIAH...
THERE'S 99 NAMES OF GOD AND ALL OF THOSE NAMES ARE SIMPLY AND ONLY IDs.
REMEMBER THERE'S ONE I NEVER NEED.....
AND THAT IS THE BITCH.
🎶 ...IN GOD I KNOW I'VE WON... 🎶
WHY DO YOU WIN IN GOD?
YOU SHOULD BE GAINING WEIGHT...
YOU KNOW ABOUT FAILURE TO THRIVE.
FAILURE TO THRIVE...
If you're piecing together my letters to the Devil, you've already been Sued!
That's why y'all won't see me again 'til I'm 18.
IF YOU'RE ON THE BEELZEBUB SPECTRUM AND YOU DON'T HAVE A BOOK WRITTEN FOR YOU BY THE MAGICAL MYSTICAL
NEVER HARMLESS.....
There's many ideas on what this can or should be.
Sometimes I think it's a prospective employer summoning shitloads of demons applying to this, that, or another job.
Other times I think that is just another fly.
This guy is the LORD OF THE FLIES.
The Apparitions of Demons
helping one another, awaiting their opportunity to break out and destroy.
Beelzebub, a new initiate, climbing the Highlights and Updates of the current week. These are replaced weekly. See the world here.
THIS IS VERY SEVERE
I FEEL LIKE THIS IS ACTUALLY SAMAEL CLIMBING THE DUNG HILL ON OUR HOMEPAGE.... BUT YOU KNOW, ONLY THE DICTIONARY OF ANGELS INSISTS.... SOMETHING....
SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT ASMODEUS IS THE DEVIL, OTHER PEOPLE SAY THAT BELIAL IS THE DEVIL. NONE THE LESS I SAY THAT I AM THE REAL, TRUE DEVIL... THE ONE THAT IS NOT STUCK IN THE DAMN TAROT SET.
THE PENTACLE ON TOP....
A SUPPLANTER BY NATURE, BUT NOT NURTURE...
PLEASE GOD LEAVE ME ALONE I JUST HAVE ONE OR TWO WISHES BEFORE I DIE. I DON'T WANT TO EVER BE HARMLESS....
I AM BACKED BY GOLD...
WHICH ONE IS HEAVEN, WHICH ONE IS HELL AND WHEN ONE HELL?
COLUMBUS?
HELL
Demons after they earned their right to party.
THE LESSON
MONEY SCREAMS
JUSTICE YELLS
DAN SAYS NO - BUT IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER OPTION, HE'S HARMLESS.
Beelzebub is the worst enemy of many things especially that which is dependent on some sort of order. He is a supplanter and by nature these are the most dangerous. If not happy with a current regime or agenda being carried out he has the ability to summon multitudes of demons in order to invoke an anarchic over through of that which oppresses him or that which has pushed him to carry out whatever action he is carrying out. It always results in the downfall and/or collapse of whatever victim made the mistake of victimizing themselves by making Beelzebub their enemy.
Manifests as a horsefly or a monstrous beastly creature. He looks scary, and if he scares you, you should probably leave him alone. He has a protective quality to him. He's not all destruction and heart break. This one seems to be in full control of his destructive power without the embarrassing sudden loss of control we have witnessed with inexperienced demon handlers that put us all at risk.
A HIGHER POWER
WATCHING OVER THE ORGY...
BOARD, NO BORED, BECAUSE HE'S NOT GETTING ANY HIMSELF.
Let Go and Let God.
"A Holy Moment is a single moment in which you open yourself to God. You make yourself available to Him. You set aside personal preference and self-interest, and for one moment you do what you prayerfully believe God is calling you to do."
-Holy Moments - A Handbook for the Rest of Your Life, Matthew Kelly (2022)
In other words, you OBEY.