Seth
God of the Desert, Storms and Chaos

Patron of the 11th nome or providence of Upper Egypt.  A trickster, A Sky God (? - he tricked you to get this title), Lord of the Desert, Master of Storms, Disorder and Warfare.  Killed Osiris.  Was antagonistic to Horus. 

>> Seth Asteroid <<

Seth is an Americanized fat-ass version of Apophis.
But we're all struggling to get him to sponsor us.