Patroclus

In the gay male community there is a term that is controversial.  That is Fag Hag.  It implies that a woman just has gay friends because she's too much of a hag to get and/or keep a man.  My *best* gay friend came up with an alternative:  Fruit Flies.  He is the one who told me that the term fag hag was disrespectful.  Mind you, no one ever really called me a fag hag, but the problem appears when the gay man who really needs that "hag" calls her a hag.  But neither here nor there about funny things.  

There's a vengeance element to Patroclus where throughout anything there is at least one thing or person that will remain loyal to you.  That is vengeance because the other people who have wronged you probably don't have that. 

RAY AND HIS GAY FANTASIES
AND WHY I NAMED MY DOG AFTER HIM

LONG STORY SHORT BIG, FAT, PUERTO RICAN RAY SEES A THERAPIST AND HAD THESE GAY FANTASIES ABOUT MY DAD AND THE THERAPIST TOLD HIM HE HAS TO TELL HIM ABOUT THESE FANTASIES FOR HIS OWN GOOD. 

THAT'S WHY THE DOGS ARE THE WAY THEY ARE.  

MY MOM GOT JEALOUS.