Scott

Asteroid Number 876
Discovered June 20, 1917 by Palisa, J. at Vienna

Well quite honestly at some point this guy got caught, or busted rather, watching child porn on the dark web.  That's all I know.

He did a prison stent for a short amount of time.  He was a foster parent at some point in his life.  Also, quite 

There's two generations of Scott.  The first generation is quite frankly, the one that got away, the second generation is the one I get away from... 

THAT'S ALL I KNOW, GOD DAM IT!