Asteroid Number 42073
Discovered January 2, 2001 by D. P. Pray at Carbuncle Hill Observatory.
Noreen Pray, ex-wife of the object's discoverer, is hereby being recognized for her unwavering support of projects carried out at Carbuncle Hill Observatory.
The Story: We hire "Noreen" to sit in on your little meeting to make sure you're not as delusional as some people want us to believe in their favor. Liam says you're delusional and wants people to believe that he needs protection against you but Noreen is for you and other people say that it's just you that you're talking about. We hire Noreen because she's unbiased and doesn't have any stake in the whole ordeal.
The Truth: We hire Noreen because we feel threatened by your relationship and want to stop it by all means possible and that's why dead boyfriend isn't enough to appease my divine anger. It's not Noreen's fault - I'm not mad at Noreen she was a 1099 contractor just like us but what I don't like is cowards who want me to blame Noreen because my sexual relationship destroyed them.
A condom isn't protection enough. When two people who want to be alone with each other can't be alone they end up moving elsewhere.